these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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