Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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