I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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