Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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