Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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