I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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