Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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