just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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