we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm bleeding and have questions
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
