Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
