i permit you to call me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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