Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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