Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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