your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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