Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
