so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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