Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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