Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
