On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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