at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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