yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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