lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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