You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
