He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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