Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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