just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Woke up backwards on a recliner
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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