Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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