i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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