So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Enjoy the penises
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
