Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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