Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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