The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is wine microwaveable?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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