i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
