So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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