Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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