Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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