SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You made out with two different species that night
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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