Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm at about main and main street
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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