if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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