3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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