operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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