Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
