No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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