the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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