Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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