its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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