absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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