how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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