PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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