Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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